Today marks six months since I (Ottavia Paluch) launched Things You Otter Know (this very newsletter). We’ve come so far but there are still so, SO many dumb jokes up ahead (that I haven’t written yet).
To commemorate this majestic occasion, I figured I would talk to my Otters to see what’s kept them here for so long. I’m asking all of you tO FILL OUT A VERY SHORT GOOGLE FORM THAT I HAVE LINKED AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS EMAIL IN GINORMOUS TEXT SO THAT YOU DO NOT MISS IT. I’m not posting it anywhere else - this is exclusive to subscribers. I don’t want any manatees and walruses in my mentions, ‘k?
Also!
Unless you choose otherwise, you can remain completely anonymous.
The form will close two weeks from today, on Saturday, July the 16th.
I’m not sure if I’ll share your responses in a future post. That depends on how juicy and / or full of puns they are.
Okay! Thank you! I hope you had a good Canada Day and that you will have a good Fourth of July! And I will see you on the FIFTH of July!